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being tipsy is 10x better than being drunk, amirite?
by Crazy-Permit15152 weeks ago
I don't want another drink. I just want that last drink again.
by Augustine412 weeks ago
Oh man this is so good. I'll have to remember this one.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I don wanna nother drank. a juss wann tha lass drank aggan.
by Tavares512 weeks ago
that's more like it
by IntroductionUsual5732 weeks ago
ima write a country song based off this line alone. i'll bb
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
We will watch your career with great interest
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
it's been an hour we're still watching wya
by hoppemelvin2 weeks ago
Title: Last Drink Again Verse 1: In the haze of neon lights, Lost within the city's sights. Empty glasses, memories fade, But one sip lingers, a serenade. Chorus: I don't want another drink, Just want that last one to sink. Back to where we laughed and sighed, In that moment, time defied. Verse 2: Echoes of laughter in the air, With every sip, we didn't care. But now alone, the night's grown cold, Longing for the warmth it once did hold. Chorus: I don't want another drink, Just want that last one to link. To a time when everything felt right, In the glow of that bar's soft light. Bridge: Memories swirl, a bittersweet blend, The taste of regret, my dearest friend. But in this longing, a lesson found, In chasing ghosts, we're forever bound. Chorus: I don't want another drink, Just want that last one to brink. Back to where our hearts were free, In that final sip of you and me. Outro: So pour one more, let's raise a toast, To moments cherished, missed the most. For in each sip, a story begins, But I don't want another drink, just that last one again.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
This is 100% written by A.I.
by Brave-Web2 weeks ago
Fr
by Actual_Set2 weeks ago
nice
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
lol I love how bro wrote a song and all it's gets is …. "Nice"
by No_Firefighter91452 weeks ago
"Nice" is the highest form of compliment
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Hurricane Party - James McMurtry
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
i'm not as think as you drunk i am
by opurdy2 weeks ago
"You can be sober, tipsy, drunk or hangover. Tipsy's the only one where you don't cry." James Acaster
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Before bed cries are the worst
by max822 weeks ago
you assume I'm able to fall asleep hahahahahhahahahha
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
If you can't fall asleep your malady is not alcohol-related. Not that I am suggesting this as a palliative. In all seriousness I hope your laughter is because you have worked past your trauma and can now find humor in past sources of pain. Your life is meaningful. Others can find empathy with your situation as you can with theirs. Not to be super serious, but you never know, right?
by Bennett292 weeks ago
Honestly tru I didn't think of that
by max822 weeks ago
Every morning two months strong now 💪🥹
by Bentonbotsford2 weeks ago
Am I the only one that, while of course sad, still has a tiny part of me that feels better when that happens? It's like I'm cleansing myself of my emotions or something lol and then you get to sleep. I might just be weird though
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Most times I get relief after, but never do the before bed ones give me relief (hope I worded that right, had a few drinks so far… to test the theory of course…)
by max822 weeks ago
Only one you can't distract yourself from :(
by CommentDangerous2 weeks ago
And u feel so alone cause everyone else is asleep
by max822 weeks ago
Exactly my problem last night
by CommentDangerous2 weeks ago
Don't think, don't let them run through your mind, just keep your eyes on the prize and your focus on the next drink.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Interestingly enough I completely disagree
by Apprehensive-Idea2 weeks ago
Ooof. Call me out why dont you -_-
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
James Acaster is the most clever person I can think of
by hauckmagali2 weeks ago
Came here for this reply
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Meh. I'm only ever happy drinking.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
0.12 is the perfect alcohol level, sober enough to know what you're doing and drunk enough to really enjoy doing it - J Lahey
by Kleinsigurd2 weeks ago
Man never drank a drop of alcohol in his life yet played the best drunk of all time. Rip
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I guess I don't know for sure have heard from a lot of people he didn't drink
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
You'd be wrong, respectfully
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Well, that's just like, your opinion, man. Respectfully.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Unfortunately for you sir, this is rooted in science. Good day tips monocle
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Have some respect
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I most certainly do.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
rest in peace
by Ok-Variation18842 weeks ago
You should watch the movie "another round". It's based on this theory!
by Mayertbernie2 weeks ago
Jesus
by Zcorkery2 weeks ago
How many would I need to drink?
by Jamarcusdaugher2 weeks ago
Entirely dependant on the person doing the drinking lol
by GloomyRemote54882 weeks ago
I'm 32 years old old man. I weigh 83kg and I workout 5 days a week. Does anybody know how much I have to drink to only get 0.12?
by LinkZealousideal97192 weeks ago
It's the difference between your A game and your AA game
by Ok-Atmosphere61192 weeks ago
Too bad it's not maintainable.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
It's a slippery slope
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
It's a sloppery slip
by jaymerath2 weeks ago
It's a slippyslop.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Duuuuude
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Did you get his wife pregnant too?
by ocieshanahan2 weeks ago
Can you get mine pregnant?
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
You totally can. After 2 beverages, have some water, take a pee and go get some air. Then back to sipping on your 3rd for the next 30 minutes
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Yeah slightly tipsy good times. Next minute waking up in a bush.
by Reingerelody2 weeks ago
But it is!! There is a simple trick: Drink alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks interchangeably.
by Marianne212 weeks ago
Shot, shot, shot, white claw for an hour, shot, white claw for an hour Something like that
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Nonsense when youre getting close you drink water in between drinks and just sip your alcohol.
by dejonwisoky2 weeks ago
What do you mean? For some people it is and for others it isn't.
by Acrobatic-Holiday2 weeks ago
Hubris has defeated better than you. Use a timer or a thermometer, bro. What you're doing is more dangerous than the pull out method, bro, with far worse consequences!
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Brother. I promise, I will eat dank dinner tonight.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Godspeed my brother
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
This makes me think of the James Acaster joke: "Tipsy is the best thing you can be in life. There's 4 things you can be: sober, tipsy, drunk, or hungover. And tipsy is the only one where you don't cry during it."
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Nah I love being super drunk but the hangovers are tough
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I agree, good thing I'm young and don't get bad hangovers for now unless I go ham
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
If you want to make hangovers better do a couple things: -Chug a bunch of water right before you go to bed -try to get at least 8 hours of sleep -don't stay in bed in the morning, get up and make coffee or tea as well as making something of some kind of dough. -lastly, try and end the night on sweets instead of harder liquor and beer. I don't know why, but ending my nights on a drink on the sweeter side always ends in lesser hangovers.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I disagree, I very much enjoy being plastered because it is the only time where my brain actually quiets down.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
100 it's why sake is served small, tipsy food tastes the best. Drunk your pallet is numb.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
No beer is better than the first.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Idk man the 4th one really hits the spot for me.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
dat 5th and 6th tho....
by Tavares512 weeks ago
Oh fo sho
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
May I offer you a seventh, my dear? For experimentation's sake, that is.
by Bradford422 weeks ago
Beer me!
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I'll come back to you in a few minutes
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
My god, he's dead!
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Boof it and its free 😐
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Ones too much 6 isn't enough
by murraylanden2 weeks ago
One of my biggest problems in life is that I love drinking but I hate being drunk.
by hmueller2 weeks ago
Why do you like drinking?
by Hot-Sundae2 weeks ago
Gotta stay hydrated. Nothing better than a cold cup of water on a hot day! On the other hand, I would hate to be that cup of water.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Being tipsy with your partner and just spending time together cuddling or talking is one of the best things on earth
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
while sitting on the beach dunes in the late afternoon
by Remarkable_Chart34292 weeks ago
It's actually the process of getting intoxicated that you are talking about. If you just maintain being "tipsy" it won't be so great
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Getting drunk is awesome. Being drunk, not so much.
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
being drunk is just the result of recently being sober
by Tavares512 weeks ago
My great aunt agreed with this. She kept a buzz for 50 years.
by Livid-Alfalfa2 weeks ago
That's why is not good enough Behold the paradox
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Nah I like being hammered
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Hammer time!
by No_Possibility30912 weeks ago
Being drunk sucks…. Getting there however…
by Every-Ad6482 weeks ago
There's a sweet spot. After my first 3-4 drinks I want to maintain that level of buzz for the rest of the night
by Enough_Jackfruit2 weeks ago
and always allow at least 1 hour of no drinking before going to sleep to minimize hangover
by Remarkable_Chart34292 weeks ago
please provide an update on if that's how you still feel 12 hours from now
by Remarkable_Chart34292 weeks ago
You spend the entire night chasing the sensation of your first drink
by lstamm2 weeks ago
staying tipsy is like tightrope walking
by Soft_Chemist2 weeks ago
Remember, folks: If you don't remember if you had a good time last night, You Did NOT Have A Good Time! What's the point of having fun if you don't REMEMBER having fun?
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
A hydrated drunk is a happy drunk 🥴
by Silly-Broccoli2 weeks ago
I prefer brown out, not exactly black out. But drunk enough to not remember some of the night.
by Cortiz2 weeks ago
Me one time at a club, i forget that i had just ordered and was surprised when the bartender brought my order
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
Not what sprung to mind when I first read "brown out". I was concerned.
by Zealousideal_You97302 weeks ago
Or can remember stuff, but you have to actively work to recall the events from the night before. "What movie were we watching? I remember laughing, and it's one I've seen before, and it was stupid…Airplane! That's right!"
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I totally agree with that. It's cheaper, too.
by Ethyl152 weeks ago
For me sparkling wine keeps me tipsy and the energy level still high
by sadieluettgen2 weeks ago
This sounds like cat on a hot tin roof
by Anonymous2 weeks ago
I prefer being drunk.
by PhysicalElk1 week ago
Then why can't I just get tipsy?
by Frequent_Maybe_85571 week ago
You only decide to take the first drink. After that, the drink takes a drink.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Buzz driving is drunk driving.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yes. The hard part is being tipsy and not go over to drunk or getting a headache. Good luck chasing that dragon.
by Anonymous1 week ago
That depends on who drunk me.
by Empty-Fondant9631 week ago
It's such a fine line though
by Anonymous1 week ago
Tipsy is being drunk.
by Anonymous1 week ago
True. Source: right now
by Agile_Break39151 week ago
You are correct. It's the holding it there that's the problem.
by Anonymous1 week ago
A nice hum is ideal for me.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Pre-tipsy is where it's at. I'm a friggin superhuman from drinks 2-4.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yup, and we all fail to maintain that exact perfect window. You either get too drunk too fast or it fades away too quick.
by Significant_Cat1 week ago
Agreed. I don't drink often but being drunk is a lot of fun then hell. Tipsy is a hoot then you're back to normal. I
by Anonymous1 week ago
Dear alcohol by Dax does a pretty good job at explaining why people love to be piss drunk. At least for me.
by ubayer1 week ago
There is no tipsy, just varying levels of intoxicated. You can still make terrible decisions while buzzed or tipsy.
by Kautzerlulu1 week ago
You can make terrible decisions while sober too. And there is a point where your alcohol intake becomes literally toxic, when your liver can't keep up with the byproduct of drinking, acetaldehyde. Stay within that limit and you won't experience hangovers and tissue damage (brain, kidney, liver, etc.).
by Embarrassed-Cap1 week ago
Isn't that basically saying "losing a finger is 10x better than losing your arm"
by Anonymous1 week ago
I think you've had one too many
by Valentinastrosi1 week ago
Perhaps
by Anonymous1 week ago
Fingers or arms?
by boyletia1 week ago
Tipsy is way better than drunk. But if I get drunk I do a line or two and then boom I'm no longer drunk just high
by Motor-Park50271 week ago
"What's wrong with being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."
by Anonymous1 week ago
Getting drunk is way more fun than being drunk
by Anonymous1 week ago
The problem is the 10 minute delay. Ten minutes ago was 2 drinks too long ago.
by Ecstatic-Newt-23501 week ago
I did the research and people who are tipsy are much more coherent and able to do their usual stuff vs when people are drunk
by Anonymous1 week ago
This is the difference between career drinkers and amateurs
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yes, drug use has better outcomes at sensible dosages.
by cassandre481 week ago
It is, I'm always trying to maintain the nice tipsy right before drunk feeling. When I'm drunk I just start feeling like makeup is coming off, I'm sweaty, and messy, and just want to go to sleep lol.
by marlen071 week ago
and being high is 10x better than being tipsy.
by GoatTerrible45701 week ago
Context is everything. I've been high as a kite and troubled as hell. I've been tipsy as a teacup and having the time of my life.
by Anonymous1 week ago
High on what though
by Anonymous1 week ago
So, so true. I always say, lots of people love drinking but nobody actually loves being drunk.
by Dizzy_Average20721 week ago
I love being drunk tf
by Anonymous1 week ago
Uhh you sure about that?
by Anonymous1 week ago
I mean I had an alcoholic grandmother who drank herself to death and estranged us from her forever so maybe I'm biased against it. I personally have always hated crossing the line yet I've done it so many times.
by Dizzy_Average20721 week ago
What's the difference? Because aren't those pretty much the same thing?
by Angeline191 week ago
Tipsy is when your drunkenness is rising. From 0 or 1 promille, a great feeling.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Tipsy is just such a fun place to be Jokes you say still make sense You're literally in the funny drunk spectrum which is nicee
by Anonymous1 week ago
Being high is better than being drunk.
by No_Try_94501 week ago
Yeah but not better than microdosing and being tipsy. Bit of shrooms and a couple drinks while in nature is the best.
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